Fast Tube by Casper

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.‘There’s no way they can catch a BMW,’ he thought to himself and sped up even more.Then the reality of the situation hit him, ‘What the heck am I doing?’ he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.” The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.“   “Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.