like a rabbit

in the wood

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a VW bug?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

this one is for girls…

…and this one is for boys

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

As I pulled into a crowded parking lot, I asked the cop standing there, “Is it all right to park here?” 
“No,” he said. “Can’t you see that No Parking sign?” 
“What about all those other cars in there?” 
He shrugged. “They didn’t ask.”

A customer walks into a Trabi dealer.
Customer: “I want a Trabi with a two-tone paint job.”
Dealer: Yes, sir! It also comes with a turbocharged engine, antiskid braking, radial tires and a Blaupunkt stereo.
Customer: You’re joking.
Dealer: Well, you started it!

I’m not sure about that…

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into gas station in a remote part of the island.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.

“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”

Q: Why do blondes drive VW’s

A: Because they can’t spell PORSCHE!

Trabi monster truck… thats WOW

Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A. Fill up the tank!

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks “Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?”

The driver says “Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field.”

The cop says” I want you to take that pig to the zoo!”

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.

The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!”

He replied, “Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now.