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A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.‘There’s no way they can catch a BMW,’ he thought to himself and sped up even more.Then the reality of the situation hit him, ‘What the heck am I doing?’ he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.” The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.“   “Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

Blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.
Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man’s car bumper.
Then he yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull.”
Benny didn’t move.
Then he yelled, “Come on, pull Ranger.”
Still, Benny didn’t move.
Then he yelled really loud, “Now pull, Fred, pull hard.”
Benny just stood.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said,
“Okay, Benny, pull.”
Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, “Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn’t even try.

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know “Who’s the strongest in here?”

The toughest guy looks at him and says “I am the strongest around here!”

The other guy politely asks “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand.”
“And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions,” the medic said.
“Heck, no,” the old fellow replied. “I want to borrow your Lamborghini!”

1.Motobecane 1 – This is our winner. This is not ugly.This is very ugly!

2. Medusa – proud second place. Its not beautiful, huh?

3. Peeltrident – third place This car looks like small alien space ship to me

4. Mini-comtesse-break – this one is like small cube car, ugly enough to take 4 place

5. Volkswagen popularly known as the “Thing”. Yeah, it’s ugly and it takes 5th place.

I hope you guys enjoy this article

of course auto lovers may find this cars very beautiful

There is nothing wrong with that.

If you have some funny pictures of vehicles or think other mini cars should take some of the “top 5″ place, feel free to send them.

Thanks for reading

like a rabbit

in the wood

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a VW bug?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

this one is for girls…

…and this one is for boys

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

As I pulled into a crowded parking lot, I asked the cop standing there, “Is it all right to park here?” 
“No,” he said. “Can’t you see that No Parking sign?” 
“What about all those other cars in there?” 
He shrugged. “They didn’t ask.”